I'm a Canadian Female, that goes by Kyra. Yep, that's about it.
girl in bed:yes...call me a slut
me internally:wtf?
me internally:ok stay calm
me internally:this is just a setup
me internally:she's just testing me
me internally:don't fucking do it
me:you slut
me internally:dammit
girl in bed:yes daddy im gonna cum
me internally:raw
me:raw
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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via alwaysbelouder)

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1 day ago

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via shoelessinseattle)

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1 day ago

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via shoelessinseattle)

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1 day ago

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

(via heliolisk)

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1 day ago

meekasa:

Sometimes I have really fucked up thoughts like

What if I’m the only actual living thing with free will and everything around me is just fake

What if I’m in some kind of video game like dimension where I’m the only human being and everyone else is some type of controlled robot

What if nothing is actually real

What if this is all a hallucination and other people don’t actually exist

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

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